The Secretaries
May 12 - June 4
a killer comedy!
Written by The Five Lesbian Brothers
Directed by Randy Rollison
"...you'll never treat a secretary the same way again."
--Tony Brown, The Cleveland Plain Dealer
"A sexy, gory laughfest."
--Linda Eisenstein, CoolCleveland.com
"...smart ass..."
--James Damico, The Free Times
Being a secretary at the Cooney Lumber Mill in Big Bone, Oregon, is what a girl dreams of. But the conversations around the water cooler have taken an odd turn. And the peer pressure is getting to you. I mean, how much Slim Fast can you drink in a day? And the men have had a number of fatal "accidents" lately. And Ms. Curtis keeps getting a little too close for comfort. And what about those girls' nights out, huh? This is starting to get a little strange! The Five Lesbian Brothers give us a Texas Chainsaw Massacre tribute to life in the office.
Featuring CPT favorites Denise Astorino (Touched: Bodies of Work, The Vagina Monologues), Meg Chamberlain (Mrs. Bob Cratchit's Wild Christmas Binge, Wait!), Liz Conway (Mrs. Bob Cratchit's Wild Christmas Binge), Alison Hernan (A Bright Room Called Day, Hedwig and the Angry Inch) & Sheffia Randall (Nickel and Dimed).
What's the best way to see The Secretaries? The same way many people saw CPT favorites Varla Jean Merman, Mrs. Bob Cratchit's Wild Christmas Binge, and Hedwig and The Angry Inch: with a GROUP! Bring the secretarial pool, the bowling league, the Texas Hold 'Em Poker Player group, the Red State activists! As long are there are 10 people in your party, each person gets their ticket for $5 off. Call the box office to purchase your tickets for the funniest show this spring!
MEMO: The Secretaries is a comedy ode to film noir filled with blood, violence, crude and sexual humor, language, Slim Fast consumption, and lingerie. Not for the faint of heart, it's for those who want to laugh their butts off. No one under age 18 permitted!
Buy Tickets By Phone 216.631.2727
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CPT's 04 - 05 season: CHANGE YOUR MIND!
